Mephistopheles cops a deal. Turns himself in.
Instead of having half his brain tied behind his back, Limbaugh had both hands cuffed behind his back. But he's still getting off with an amazingly soft deal, far, far less harsh than he's blustered that other drug users should get.
He's agreed to pay $30,000 to pay the state for the cost of prosecution, and continue his drug treatment for 18 months and not violate any laws during that time. If he complies, the charges will be dropped.
If he was skinny, white, and poor instead of fat, white, and rich, he'd already be in jail doing hard time.