April 28, 2006

Mephistopheles cops a deal. Turns himself in.

Rush "Big Pharma" Limbaugh's mugshot

Lying, racist, drug-addicted pantload admits doctor shopping for "hillbilly heroin", arrested. Devine justice is starting to catch up.

Instead of having half his brain tied behind his back, Limbaugh had both hands cuffed behind his back. But he's still getting off with an amazingly soft deal, far, far less harsh than he's blustered that other drug users should get.

He's agreed to pay $30,000 to pay the state for the cost of prosecution, and continue his drug treatment for 18 months and not violate any laws during that time. If he complies, the charges will be dropped.

If he was skinny, white, and poor instead of fat, white, and rich, he'd already be in jail doing hard time.


At 5/01/2006 8:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rush Limbaugh's drug addiction make him more human, more likable in some ways. Of course, his hypocrisy on drug issues speaks volumes. But at least he's a guy you can hang around and have a beer or a tranquilizer with, right?
The same couldn't be said of John Kerry, right? And that seems to be the key factor anymore with Americans ... who would you rather have a beer with, Bush or Kerry?
Hillary had better start hanging out with the boys and drinking some Schlitz so she'll pass that all important test.

It's not about issues, folks. The last election proved that.

At 5/04/2006 1:24 PM, Blogger maybesomeday said...

I heard Rush was going to be the bunkmate to George Ryan at the country club jail somewhere....

At 5/06/2006 5:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well now, what about the Kennedy kid's admitted addition to pain killers? You roast Rush for it, why not Teddy's boy? Let's hear it demos!


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