April 28, 2006

Happy Happy Joke Time

A rabi walks into a bar with a frog on his shoulder.

The bartenders asks, "Where'd you find that?"

The frog says, "Brooklyn. There's thousands of them!"

--rimshot--

8 Comments:

At 4/28/2006 1:27 PM, Anonymous Huck Finn said...

Billy, an Gianulis-appointed precinct committeeman, is walking home from Democratic Headquarters holding a big canvas bag that rustling around.

Bob, an elected precinct committeeman walking toward the office sees Billy and asks, "Hey Billy, what's in the bag?"

Billy says, "Chickens. I'm bringing them home from the plant so I can cook them up tonight."

Bob says, "Well, I'll be. Hey, if I can guess how many chickens are in the bag can I have one for my family dinner tonight."

Billy says, "Why heck Bob, if you can guess how many chickens are in this bag, you can have both of them."

 
At 4/28/2006 4:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

As we are set to hold the Hashoah Holucaust Program in Daveport on Sunday night, your attempt at humor seems highly inappropriate!

 
At 4/28/2006 5:38 PM, Blogger The Inside Dope said...

Your finding any offense in that joke is what's "inappropriate". Lighten up.

What, specifically, do you find offensive?

Seems like PC run amok.

You must spend your life being offended. What a way to go.

Change it to a priest and the place to, oh.. Rome then, or a Hindu and Bangalore, a Buddist and Bangkok, a Mormon and Provo, a German and Davenport, a Belgian and Moline. Or a Cuban and Miami, a Swede and Minnesota, a Pole and Chicago, or an Eskimo and Nome... I mean, it's ridiculous to be that uptight.

Second, Hashoah was obverved on the 25th, so you're getting around to this program a bit late.

 
At 4/29/2006 12:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anytime you attack a group of people along racial lines, I find it sad. Grow up DOPER!

 
At 4/30/2006 12:58 AM, Blogger The Inside Dope said...

If you can find the "attack" in that joke, racial or otherwise, please let us know.

Otherwise you're just a blowhard who can't pass up a chance to take a shot at me even when you don't have a freaking clue what you're talking about.

Again, STOP making crap up and seeing imaginary stuff and we'll all be grateful.

 
At 5/01/2006 1:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"A rabi walks into a bar?"

Under what circumstances would one find a rabi in a bar? This is so racist that it doesn't require anymore thought!

 
At 5/01/2006 9:37 PM, Blogger The Inside Dope said...

Hey, Eeyore, get over yourself, huh?

Sheesh, you must be the life of the party.

If you haven't heard any jokes about a rabi, a priest, or any number of other figures walking into a bar, you're simply a dried up, dusty bore.

I feel sorry for you. Go grouch somewhere else.

And I wasn't aware that the Jewish religion was a "race" anyway. That's news to me.

Go find someone else enjoying an innocent laugh and try to wreck their good time.

People like you trying to make life a dull bitter place really stick in my craw.

Here's a joke which will really drive you nuts.

What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.

There. I suppose that makes me a regular Andrew Dice Clay.

 
At 11/21/2007 8:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you not know? Rabis LOVE rabi jokes. Like lawyers; they love lawyer jokes. (Frogs? Not so much. The French have no sense of humor.)
But, hey, like I always say: if you can't take the heat, stay out of the joke. If you can't a joke, stay out of the kitchen. Or as Andrew Dice says: F@#* 'em if they can't cook.
So...guy walks into a bar, walks right up to the bartender and says, "All lawyers are assholes!"
Guy sitting at the end of the bar says, "Hey, I heard that, and I resent that remark."
First guy says, "HA, what, you a lawyer?"
Guy says, "No, I'm an asshole."

Hey, you wouldn't happen to be that guy sittin' at the end of the bar, would you?

 

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