March 24, 2006

Criminals run amok in Morrison

Morrison Police Reports 03-20-06

On 03-14-06, at approximately 7:06 a.m., a representative of Spahn and Rose Lumber Company reported that several letters from a business sign were stolen some time the previous night. The approximate cost to replace the letters exceeded $300.00.

On 03-17-06, at approximately 1:53 p.m., a representative of Morrison Community High School reported that a curtain in the auditorium was torn some time the previous day. The curtain was valued at approximately $500.

On 03-18-06, at approximately 9:17 a.m. Connie Heusinkveld, Morrison, reported that someone had broken into her mobile home at 34 Meadow brook Drive and stolen a television. The burglary occurred some time since March 15.

On 03-18-06, Laura A. Owens, Lyndon, reported that someone had driven her pick-up truck, without her permission, into a guardrail while the truck was parked in the parking lot of Morrison Community Hospital. The damage to her truck exceeded $500.

"Without her permission"? That's pretty damn rude of someone to not ask permission to ram her truck into a guardrail before they did it. What's this world coming to?


At 3/24/2006 5:23 PM, Blogger Huntooner said...

It's the end of the world as we know it...and I feel fine!

my apologies to Michael Stipe and R.E.M. ;)

Small towns are such an interesting slice of life!

At 3/25/2006 10:44 AM, Blogger Dissenter said...

Morrison is a beautiful small town, rich in history and character. It really is. Unfortunately, it has just a few rude individuals who refuse to give permission for others to drive their vehicles into guardrails. I hope that the rudeness of the car owner will not serve as a negative reflection on a community which is normally much more permissive than this. Now if you will excuse me, I have to go ask my neighbor for permission to punch him in the face.


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