February 14, 2006

Happy Valentine's Day


Don't know about you, but this Valentine's Day is going to be a good one for your faithful blog proprietor.

Got any fun plans you can share without spilling the beans to your significant other?

What did you get the love of your life this year? Socket wrenches? A Porsche? Dress socks? Some lingerie "for her"? (snort) Or something more romantic like I got for mine this past Christmas, a new snow shovel and rake. (Now, now... that's not ALL I gave them) Planning a dinner in, or going out? Or maybe forgetting dinner altogether?

Whatever your plans, just remember, love is, well, it's a powerful force. If you have it in your life, never take it for granted, take care of it, and be generous with it.

And if you currently find yourself stranded at the gas station of love and forced to use the self-service pump, don't sweat it. Be good to yourself, realize you're fine as you are, and the rest will take care of itself.

Just remember the wisdom of Archie Bunker, who said, "Women (or men) are like busses, the oceans are full of them."

XXXOOO


7 Comments:

At 2/14/2006 7:33 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think the woman in the top left corner should be removed. It portray's women in a negative and sexist light. A women doesn't have to be dressed up in this sexual way to be attractive. You need help!

 
At 2/14/2006 8:42 AM, Blogger The Inside Dope said...

Yeah, I'll get right on that.

 
At 2/14/2006 9:12 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you are a pervert. a godless person with no morals.

 
At 2/14/2006 9:28 AM, Blogger The Inside Dope said...

And Happy Valentine's Day to you!

Bet there'll be a hot time at your place tonight, eh! Hubba hubba ding ding ding... wink wink, nudge nudge and all that.

I can see you now in your frayed flannel housecoat and curlers, a Pall Mall dangling temptingly from your narrow lips, a cup of Joe in a KWQC giveaway mug in your hand. A radiant vision of Aphrodite and Venus rolled into one.

Be still my churning stomach.

 
At 2/14/2006 11:18 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I disagree. More babes, please!

 
At 2/14/2006 8:07 PM, Blogger HRC said...

I think anonymous is repressed.

I prescribe getting laid immediately.

If clinically possible, go @#$% yourself.

Dr. HRC

 
At 2/15/2006 12:11 AM, Blogger The Inside Dope said...

Maybe... true, true. The Bunkers were an example of true love.

And Dr. HRC. I think your Rx is spot on. ha!

 

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