January 25, 2006

The 50 Most Loathsome People in America

Saw this at TBogg.

The Beast 50 Most Loathsome People in America, 2005

43. Rush Limbaugh

Charges: Rather than engage in the admittedly difficult task of justifying GOP policies rationally, the key to Limbaugh’s success is attracting an audience that actually yearns to be lied to. It doesn’t matter how many righteous fact-checkers assail him in print and on the web, because dittoheads don’t care that he’s lying, as long as the lies justify their prejudices. Limbaugh’s program is not just hypocritical; it is a celebration of hypocrisy for ignorant crackers, angry at smart people and strung out on the dwindling sensation that they are better than everyone else by virtue of their race, sex, nationality or level of bluster, because their character and accomplishments don’t warrant such feelings. If political discussion were sex, the Limbaugh audience would be a horde of virgins beating off to deranged rape fantasies.

Exhibit A: Started out in sports radio; hasn’t changed his approach one bit.

Sentence: Starved to death in full view of glazed ham; ACLU mistakenly bestowed entire estate due to barbecue sauce stain on last will and testament.


28. Joe Lieberman

Charges: Technically there are 55 Republicans in the Senate, but that’s not counting their favorite shill Joe Lieberman. He’s a Democrat because…well…he’s from Connecticut. And he’s Jewish. But Lieberman has spent his time since “losing” to Bush/Cheney in 2000 spooning the White House and attempting to inoculate their increasingly insane policies from legitimate criticism. Resembles Tex Avery cartoon character Droopy Dog in voice, demeanor, and spinelessness.

Exhibit A: “Freedom of religion doesn’t mean freedom from religion.” Apparently, it also doesn’t mean freedom from asinine revisionism.

Sentence: Made into Oval Office footstool.


31. Rita Cosby

Charges: Unholy pastiche of fearmongering and celebrity ringworm with the brain of a moth, the integrity of a tapeworm, and the appearance and larynx of a sugar-addicted, glass-eating drag queen.

Exhibit A: Her banter with Joe Scarborough kills children.

Sentence: Kicked in the nuts.
Excellent, just excellent. Chicken soup for the reality based soul.


At 1/25/2006 1:08 PM, Blogger Kankakee Voice said...

This is great. I've meaning to write a post about "Throaty" Crosby - she can't even talk for pete's sake, why is she a news anchor??!! She sounds like she has one of those holes in throat and a mechanical voice. IRRITATING!

At 1/30/2006 9:06 PM, Blogger diehard said...

There are so many in the press! Chris Matthews, Katie Couric, Wolf Blitzer. All loathsome moneygrubbing sell outs!

At 1/31/2006 1:32 PM, Blogger maybesomeday said...

Perhaps she has Judy BarrTokinka doing her voice overs??


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