Bush agrees to go to Vietnam

About 30 years after he used connections to land a spot in the "Champagne Squadron" of the Texas Air National Guard, meaning that some other poor soul had to go to Vietnam instead, and then simply skipped out on over a year of his service obligation when the cool part was over (after he played around being taught how to fly jets which were already obsolete), George W. Bush, our miliary hero forever etched into our minds strutting around the carrier deck playing dress up as an actual military pilot, has accepted an invitation to go to Vietnam.

Let's see what he comes up with this time to get out of it.

The president said he accepted Khai's invitation to visit Vietnam, which he'll do while attending the Asia Pacific Economic Cooperation summit in Hanoi in late 2006.