June 21, 2005

Blagojevich's Hair announces run

At a brief news conference in Springfield, Governor Rod Blagojevich's hair announced that it intends to challenge the governor for the state's highest office. In a shocking revelation, Blagojevich's hair revealed that it would be running for the Republican nomination. Developing.


At 6/21/2005 7:00 AM, Blogger illinoisone said...

Guv Rod Blagojevich

At 6/21/2005 7:20 AM, Blogger The Inside Dope said...

Note: I'd originally asked readers to identify the hair in the post. Illinois One alertly was the first to get it right, though I admit it wasn't too tough.
His/her valuable prize will be on it's way.

At 6/21/2005 9:46 AM, Blogger diehard said...

I vote for the hair. Were did he buy it at?

At 6/21/2005 5:34 PM, Blogger PrairieStateDem said...

The hair probably gave a better press confrence with lots more substance than we are used to from its owner

At 6/21/2005 6:25 PM, Blogger illinoisone said...

Owner? Prairedem -- how do we know it's not a RUG for god's sake??


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