June 27, 2005

American culture on the skids

What to make of this place? This is some wing-nuts idea for how to fleece the dim-witted right.

And they're so life-like!

And they even speak. (for an extra charge) They have Chimpy here mouthing some twaddle during his two hour dine and dash over in Bahgdad, which was notaable for the photo op of Bush holding a platter with a large appetizing turkey as if he were serving it to the troops. The turkey was a prop made of plastic.

And for the discriminating right-wing fundamentalist bozo on your shopping list, they also have the Jesus Action Figure.

And you can even get the talking model. Here's what they have Action Jesus say.

Of course, the Ten Commandments were handed to Moses from God, and Jesus never spoke them. But ignorant wing-nuts aren't real big on accuracy.

Pick up a few of these things and display them on your mantle. It would certainly make a statement to your guests. Which of course would be for them to get the hell out of there as quick as their legs could carry them.


At 6/27/2005 1:57 PM, Blogger diehard said...

is that supposed to be Chimpy? It probably is smarter than he is.
And could have more guts thamn he has.

At 6/27/2005 5:53 PM, Blogger maybesomeday said...

Wow I listened to the Jesus tape. It was scary and creepy to hear.

Plus, not being a Baptist, I may be weak in the area of the 10 commandments as written in Scripture -- however, it seems that one commandment is missing - Love Thy Neighbor......

And they seem to be a bit out of order and abbreviated from what I learned in Bible class as a child.

Maybe we need to check outside the lawn of a courthouse down south - just to be sure!

At 6/28/2005 11:04 AM, Blogger The Inside Dope said...

Yes, this outfit is so full of crap. They have Jesus sounding awesome, terrible, and menacing... you know, the Jesus who will kick your ass for eternity if you don't do what your preacher says.

And, his lines are a complete jumble of crap these guys cobbled together.

Not anything about love your neighbor or treat the least of these... just follow these rules or or else. And yes, they left at least one of the commandments out, probably more.


Post a Comment

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home