American culture on the skids

What to make of this place? This is some wing-nuts idea for how to fleece the dim-witted right.

And they're so life-like!



And they even speak. (for an extra charge) They have Chimpy here mouthing some twaddle during his two hour dine and dash over in Bahgdad, which was notaable for the photo op of Bush holding a platter with a large appetizing turkey as if he were serving it to the troops. The turkey was a prop made of plastic.

And for the discriminating right-wing fundamentalist bozo on your shopping list, they also have the Jesus Action Figure.



And you can even get the talking model. Here's what they have Action Jesus say.

Of course, the Ten Commandments were handed to Moses from God, and Jesus never spoke them. But ignorant wing-nuts aren't real big on accuracy.

Pick up a few of these things and display them on your mantle. It would certainly make a statement to your guests. Which of course would be for them to get the hell out of there as quick as their legs could carry them.