The Dope revealed... Again

As happens from time to time, the weight of remaining anonymous bears too heavily on my shoulders and I feel the urge to unburden myself. So once again, I'm going to "out" myself here. I hope this puts to rest all speculation about my identity.

Here's a pic of my little sis and I at some after-party in Chicago not long ago. Who says blondes aren't smart? I won't say which one I am, though I've seen so many asses in comments here, I thought it would only be fair to show a little of mine ;-)
I hope this doesn't drag down the high-minded tone around here.