November 12, 2008

New Bush autobiography leaked

News reports show that publishers aren't exactly chomping at the bit for the rights to George W. Bush's memoirs. Unlike both the Clintons, whose tomes fetched record-breaking advances in the tens of millions, and which in turn flew off the shelves, publishers have recently been quoted as saying that, though they'd be interested in something by Laura Bush (seeing as how she's actually literate), Bush might have to wait around 6 years for anyone to be interested enough to make it worthwhile.

During last night's Rachel Maddow Show, Kent Jones suggested that perhaps a Bush book might do very well were it something like this...

Hell, I might even buy that.

A shame that Bush would rather loofah Barney Frank's back in the shower in prime time on every network before he'd entertain the idea he's been wrong in any way.


At 11/13/2008 5:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This place is a morgue!

At 11/14/2008 7:42 AM, Blogger The Inside Dope said...

Then that makes you a necrophiliac.

Get out of here, you childish little asshole. I thought you'd gone away months ago. Now you come back again. Should have known I couldn't write a word about Jacobs without attracting this sort of ridiculous dumb-assitude like it always does.

The Sen. must surround himself with the worst sort of dick-heads, imatured jack-asses and childish morons available. Either that, or he can't resist showing his true nature by writing this very revealing garbage himself.

Either way, it's absolutely pathetic and always has been. Just sad these clods don't even realize it.


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