New Bush autobiography leaked

News reports show that publishers aren't exactly chomping at the bit for the rights to George W. Bush's memoirs. Unlike both the Clintons, whose tomes fetched record-breaking advances in the tens of millions, and which in turn flew off the shelves, publishers have recently been quoted as saying that, though they'd be interested in something by Laura Bush (seeing as how she's actually literate), Bush might have to wait around 6 years for anyone to be interested enough to make it worthwhile.

During last night's Rachel Maddow Show, Kent Jones suggested that perhaps a Bush book might do very well were it something like this...



Hell, I might even buy that.

A shame that Bush would rather loofah Barney Frank's back in the shower in prime time on every network before he'd entertain the idea he's been wrong in any way.