Meet Republican Singles

I've noticed that an ad is showing up in the sidebar entitled "Meet Republican Singles". I enourage single Dems to boldly go to this hotbed of repressed sensuality and see if you can find someone who isn't too twisted. Then perhaps when they see how fun it is to be a Democrat, you'll make a convert.

Those Dems that are attached can still visit the site, as I'm sure it's good for several laughs. (Like the last time I browsed on Sean Hannities hook-up service for conservative singles. Wow! Didn't know whether to laugh or cry.)

And to our valued Republican readers, especially those that are married, go check it out. Maybe you can find a partner to engage in some hot monkey sex with and then afterwards enjoy that redeeming glow of hypocrisy condemning those immoral liberals.

Or you could find a nice Republican girl and date endlessly without sex. The repression and frustration should result in both of you building up an amazing amount of hate and resentment towards those evil liberals who you are sure are out there somewhere having a lot of (evil) fun, while you, being morally superior, are left to develop and nurture a host of psychological hang-ups.