June 3, 2005

Dispatch publishes 597th article about YPN

The Dispatch/Argus has published it's 597th article featuring and promoting the Young Professionals Network, or YPN, the Chamber of Commerce's version of the FFA for junior execs.

If you're a 20-something slightly bloated pasty white guy who pretty much lives in khaki Dockers and your idea of a good time is "networking" and "interfacing" while knocking back a Zima, this group could be for you.


At 6/03/2005 9:56 AM, Blogger diehard said...

Now I know why tigers eat their young!!
Rodney Dangerfield 1980

At 6/03/2005 10:02 AM, Blogger maybesomeday said...

Do you think us over the hill folks can sneak in and pretend that we are sill vital and important??

At 6/03/2005 4:08 PM, Blogger The Inside Dope said...

Sure, just make sure to bring a blackberry to jot down contact info and you might also load up an iPod with some Hootie and the Blowfish or Maria Carey tunes and "rock out." It might help to talk a lot about your golf game and make lame jokes about Monica Lewinsky too.

At 6/03/2005 6:55 PM, Blogger maybesomeday said...

Maybe I will don some dark shades and try it for fun some time. I have to be careful not to blow my cover by knowing too much about the 70s though......

At 6/04/2005 2:31 AM, Blogger The Inside Dope said...

Just blubber about how "awesome" you think Donald Trump is... You'll fit right in.

You might also want to use some completely out of date black slang, such as "You go girl", or "Yo, whas up homie?"


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