Dispatch publishes 597th article about YPN
The Dispatch/Argus has published it's 597th article featuring and promoting the Young Professionals Network, or YPN, the Chamber of Commerce's version of the FFA for junior execs.
If you're a 20-something slightly bloated pasty white guy who pretty much lives in khaki Dockers and your idea of a good time is "networking" and "interfacing" while knocking back a Zima, this group could be for you.
posted by The Inside Dope @ 6/03/2005
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Sure, just make sure to bring a blackberry to jot down contact info and you might also load up an iPod with some Hootie and the Blowfish or Maria Carey tunes and "rock out." It might help to talk a lot about your golf game and make lame jokes about Monica Lewinsky too.
Just blubber about how "awesome" you think Donald Trump is... You'll fit right in.
You might also want to use some completely out of date black slang, such as "You go girl", or "Yo, whas up homie?"
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