June 15, 2005

I won the "International E-Mail Lottery" !!!!!

HA!!

OFFICE OF THE VICE PRESIDENT.
DAYZERS E-MAIL LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS
PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPT
www.dayzers.nl

BATCH NO: D413-227-798-WWW1102.
SERIAL NO: 45-OPR-LD44

CONGRATULATIONS! WINNING NOTIFICATION

Dear Sir/Madam,

This is to inform you of the release today of the DAYZERS E-MAIL INTERNATIONAL
LOTTERY PROMOTION PROGRAM / WORLD GAMING BOARD held on the 10th June, 2005. Due
to the mix up of numbers, the results were released on the 13th June, 2005.
Your name attached to ticket 422/09/pr also which drew the lucky numbers of
4-3-9-8 which consequently won the lottery in the second category. You have
therefore been approved for payment of 500,000.00 Euros(FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND
EUROS ONLY) cash credited to file with REF. NO.3263/98/401

CONGRATULATIONS:
Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we advise that you keep your winning
information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money
remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming
and unwarranted abuse of this program by some paticipants. All participants were
selected through a computer ballot system drawn from only Microsoft users from
over 20,000 companies and 3,000,000 individual e-mail addresses and names from
all over the world.This promotional program takes place every five. For the
processing of your claim, please contact our fudicial agent in the legal
department.

MR. WILLIAM SILVER
DAYZERS E-MAIL LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL
TEL:+31-613-261-039
FAX:+31-847-306-363.
E-mail: dayzerslott@netscape.net
website... www.dayzers.nl

They are your agent and responsible for the processing and transfer of your
winnings to you. YOUR SECURITY FILE NUMBER IS W-891-442-H°98/C6 (keep personal).
Any claim not made before 25th June, 2005, will be returned to the MINISTERIAL
VAN DE ECONOMIA NETHERLANDS. Note that all unclaimed funds will be included in
the next stake.

Also in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, remember to quote
your reference number and batch numbers in all your correspondence with
Mr.WILLIAM SILVER. Please follow all his instructions. Furthermore, should there
be any change of address do inform us as quickly as possible.

Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being
part of our promotional program.

Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.

Yours Sincerely,
Mrs. Wilhemina Van Hert
Vice President
(DAYZERS E-MAIL INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY)

AT LAST! I'm rich, suckers!! ha! It has a batch number, a serial number, AND a "security file number", so it's got to be legit, right? haha!

3 Comments:

At 6/15/2005 1:38 PM, Blogger maybesomeday said...

Dope all you gotta do is divulge your PIN number to all your bank accounts and send them a cash security deposit - a money order unrtraceable of course, and you are rich rich I tell you!!

Ha ha ha ha ha....

 
At 6/15/2005 7:08 PM, Blogger The Inside Dope said...

Easy street, here I come!!!

Until now, every time my ship came in, I was at the airport. Not anymore! Woohoo! Now I can afford all that drastic cosmetic surgery I've wanted, get about 15 presciptions for all sorts of mood elevators and depression killers that will make me into a smiling dingbat, and cover myself with designer labels from socks to hats.
I'll toss away money on expensive cars and lose thousands just for driving it off the lot, I'll buy a yacht that barely fits into the biggest slip in the marina, then never take it out.
I'll build the biggest McMansion around on a boring flat lot with a few sickly looking trees held up with stakes. It will be shoddy and built like crap with fakey looking details, turrets, a cheesy two story entranceway, and a lousy looking sodded lawn. I'll get a plasma TV! I'll have a pool that ends up being a messy mosquito breeding ground and rarely use it.

I'll join a country club so I can hang out with people that make my skin crawl, and play games trying to gossip about who's less than perfect.
I'll have friends I never knew I had, and then treat them like an ass. I'll guzzle Maalox by the quart. I'll get hair plugs for me and hideous breast implants for my trophy squeeze.
I'll start believing that I'm actually morally superior simply becuase I have money. I'll start bitching and whining about foreigners and those damn lazy asses on welfare that just don't want to work.
I'll turn into an alcoholic.
And most of all, I'll start voting Republican, because I've got mine, now F*** everyone else!

 
At 12/27/2005 10:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

12/24/05 Just received the end of the years Dayzers international lottery draw notification for a win of 500,000. euros. A request for my personal bank account number and passport no. was requested, too. The agent was identified as a Fred Ownens. I was amazed to hear that I had a won a lottery I had never even heard of, Ha, Ha, Ha!!!!

 

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