Not ready for prime-time crooks

File under "Too stupid to breath"

DES MOINES, Iowa -- A traffic stop in Dallas County uncovered $16 million worth of cocaine, according to officials.

A Dallas County deputy pulled over a Winnebago on Interstate-80 for not having license plates, according to police. The deputy was suspicious and called in a K-9 unit. The dogs found 360 pounds of cocaine, authorities said.

How in the wide, wide, world of sports did such morons ever get their hands on $16 million worth of cocaine? They should tack on a few years to their sentence for felony idiocy (1st degree).