April 11, 2005

"Anonymous" commenter revealed!

Through some diligent digging and sleuthing, The Dope has identified the "anonymous" commenter. You know the one... stupid quips, never has anything worthwhile to say. The one who finds clicking a button and actually using their imagination to come up with a screen name to be just a lit-tle too challenging. The guy whose comments always amount to "You suck. This site sucks. I hate it so much I can't stay away." We all know who he is.

So, without further ado, behold.... anonymous.

I hate it when
I can't unerstan stuff.

Note: This is the "anonymous" commenter with nothing to say, not to be confused with the few anonymous's who actually contribute interesting comments.


At 4/12/2005 10:47 AM, Anonymous Atom Antonomous said...

Why you would find it humorous to exploit a photographic image of someone less fortunate and at the same time impugn someone who is merely exercizing his constitutional right to free speech is beyond the bounds of my comprehension.

At 4/12/2005 9:13 PM, Blogger The Inside Dope said...

It probably is.

And what do you mean less fortunate? This guy is the president of a Fortune 500 company!

At 4/13/2005 11:03 AM, Blogger anonymight said...

we'll never leave you alone, sweetcheeks

At 4/13/2005 11:30 AM, Blogger The Inside Dope said...

Whatever tickles your pickle, Skippy.

If you get off being a creepy stalker, so be it.

At 4/13/2005 5:03 PM, Blogger relevant1 said...

You realize people are taking bets in offices on how much you're going to whine and freak out every day over this stuff, correct?

At 4/13/2005 5:16 PM, Blogger Adam said...

Fortune 500? Money ain't everything.

At 4/13/2005 11:49 PM, Blogger The Inside Dope said...

Relevant, you know, it's really a small world.

Around my office, (and others, I hear) we have a pool on who your wife's going to hit on next.

Last week I won big. I picked the half-wit janitor. It was only logical, as he was the only one who hadn't been with her yet. Though to be honest, it's hard to find anyone who will admit being with her, so it's kind of tough to keep score.

He says now that he wishes he hadn't given in, because all she did was bitterly complain about how when you try to make love to her it's like trying to shoot pool with a rope. And your breath stinks like formaldehyde and boiled cabbage. (Like she should talk!)

Good luck with your bets. Though you really would have better luck with our pool. All you'd have to do is bet on anyone other than yourself and you're bound to cash in eventually.

At 4/14/2005 6:12 PM, Blogger anonymight said...

Way to run and hide Dopey, we're still chuckling


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