Henry Hyde expected to step down

Word has it that Henry "The flag is falling" Hyde, the adulterer and home-wrecker who put on a sickeningly faux-pius and hypocritical performance as chairman of the House impeachment committee, ("What about the children?") is expected to not run again next term. Though aides say he hasn't made up his mind, Hyde, who will be 81 next month, is in obvious bad health and is expected to step down after his current term expires.