March 14, 2005

The Dope revealed again

The pressure of toiling unknown, unloved, and unsung has finally gotten to me. I can't take it anymore. So I'm revealing myself again. Here's a recent shot of me with "Petunia", my beloved Mack.


At 3/14/2005 10:57 AM, Blogger Dissenter said...

Actually, while this photograph is indeed quite funny, we all know that this is not really you. With the fear of facing Dope's wrath, I am prepared to reveal her true identity: Former U.S. Attorney Janet Reno. Ever notice how Dope NEVER mentions her? Ever notice how you NEVER see the two of them in the same room at the same time?

At 3/14/2005 11:03 AM, Blogger Kender said...

I have noticed that, yes....makes perfect sense now.

At 3/14/2005 1:34 PM, Blogger The Inside Dope said...

Nothing gets past my alert readers. -sigh-

My close friend Donna Shalala and I were touring the country in my old pick-up when it broke down near Hoopole, and I've been living under-cover in the area ever since. We keep busy doing this blog and plotting my run for Mike Boland's seat.

At 3/14/2005 8:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am beginning to wonder about you Dope.

So you didn't know Jacobs' uncle had cancer...

Maybe I'd find that more believable if you weren't posting pictures making fun of Jacobs' uncle's bulimia.

At 3/14/2005 10:23 PM, Blogger The Inside Dope said...

You know, I gotta ask you, how could I know Jacob's uncle had cancer when I didn't even know that was Jacob's uncle to begin with? That makes it tough.

Oh, and you're thinking of my Aunt Bulimia. She's from the old country. And last I heard, she was fit as a fiddle at 115 years young. Still smoking 5 cigars a day and enjoying her Kesslers.

At 3/15/2005 9:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe if you weren't lying and hiding we'd trust you

At 3/15/2005 3:22 PM, Blogger The Inside Dope said...

Wow. I'm "lying"???!!!
That's a pretty strong accusation there, Skippy. What is The Dope lying about? Care to back it up? Cite a lie here?

Didn't think so.

And what are you talking about when you say you can't trust me?
What do you need to trust me for?

Have I posted anything that has steered you wrong? I'll let what's here stand for whether I can be trusted or not.

I can back up everything I write. If you don't want to belive me, check the sources.

And if you don't trust me as far as speaking freely or sending me things via e-mail, all I can say is that there have been many readers who have sent tips and comments. Do you see me revealing anything about them here? (or anywhere else for that matter?)
It would be stupid of me to break confidences.

So don't trust me if you want. But accusing me of lying is a dumb thing to do.


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