March 12, 2005

My gift to you

For no particular reason other than other alert Dopesters comments caused me to think of it, I'd like to present to you the soulful tunesmith, Alan "Velvet Throat" Keyes.
The then candidate for U.S. Senate's stylistic crooning will transport you to a different place. A very, very disturbing place.

So grab that special someone and hold them tight, as I present to you...
Mister Alan Keyes and his rendition of "Somewhere Over The Rainbow".

(commercial plays first. the streaming is a little funky, so if you only hear audio, come back here and try the link again. If the video still doesn't show (assuming you really want it to,) try clicking on full screen)

9 Comments:

At 3/12/2005 8:43 PM, Blogger Dissenter said...

The Dope has revealed himself!!

Thank you, Mr. Keyes, for the great website. But thank you so much more for that beautiful rendition of a time-honored favorite.

 
At 3/13/2005 1:18 AM, Blogger The Inside Dope said...

I'm Alan's lesbian daughter.

 
At 3/13/2005 8:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since Mr Keyes has failed so miserably at anything he has attempted in politics and has lost every race he ever won perhaps this is his new chosen career? He may feel it would be a new easy way to get money without much work now that his campaign contributions have most certainly dried up and blown away...... By the way, has anyone ever checked to make sure he paid off his student loans from his lifetime as a student in various universities? It may be yet another issue he has to deal with in the public eye - or does he really care?

 
At 3/14/2005 4:02 PM, Anonymous omama said...

nice voice, dope, but there's something not quite right

 
At 3/14/2005 10:14 PM, Blogger The Inside Dope said...

And by that you mean.....?

Didn't the video play right for you?
Sometimes it plays the audio only. In that case, come back to this page and hit the link again. That worked for me. And if it's still messed up, go back to the video page and hit the "full screen" link from there. That popped up the video for me when it wasn't working.
Just be sure you haven't eaten recently when you watch and listen to it.

 
At 3/14/2005 10:16 PM, Blogger The Inside Dope said...

And by that you mean.....?

Are you having problems viewing the streaming video?

 
At 3/15/2005 2:51 AM, Blogger The Inside Dope said...

And for all you Keyes fans, he has a new site up offering merchandise. You can pay him big dough for copies of his debate with Obama!

 
At 3/15/2005 9:43 AM, Anonymous ulangth said...

when is keyes coming to live with you, dope?

 
At 3/15/2005 6:03 PM, Blogger The Inside Dope said...

Keyes knows he's unwelcome at my house. Last time he lived here, he left his socks and empty pizza boxes all over the house and I was constantly cleaning dried toothpaste out of the sink. Disgusting.

 

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