November 22, 2005

Bush goes to Mongolia to get as far from D.C. as possible.

"Heh heh.. I never met one a you mongoloids before. Hell, before I got to be pres'nit, except for those benders in Mexico I'd never been out of the country."

Bush's visit to Mongolia, the first by any president, was to thank Mongolia, a member of the "coalition of the willing" for sending 120 troops to Iraq.

Kind of pathetic when you think about it.

But say what you will about Bush, he'll always be the first U.S. president to visit Mongolia.

6 Comments:

At 11/22/2005 8:54 PM, Blogger diehard said...

What's the caption?
'Are all white people this goofy looking?'

 
At 11/22/2005 10:21 PM, Blogger Whetam Knauckweirst said...

Skull & Bones guys everywhere are seeing this, thinking, It's come to this?

 
At 11/22/2005 10:28 PM, Blogger The Inside Dope said...

There's something about Bush... like Prince Charles, that makes you wonder about all the in-breeding that must have gone on in the family tree. Particularly with Junior, there's something about him that oozes genetic degeneration.

 
At 11/23/2005 12:16 AM, Blogger Whetam Knauckweirst said...

I would bet that Bush believes he's merely on an elaborate Disney ride whenever he leaves the country. If homesickness ever sets in, his aides wave a pair of Nikes under his nose to revive him -- or, read to him from The Inside Dope.

If every podium he stood at was actually an Xray machine, I'm sure we'd find that more often than not W. has his underwear on backwards.

 
At 11/23/2005 12:52 AM, Anonymous John Barleycorn said...

...and perhaps the physical trait that is the psychological reason he feels the need to be a big bad mofo and send people to their deaths in Texas and around the world, as well as why the very idea of realizing a mistake and doing what's necessary to spare more lives is impossible for Bush.
Nobody's going to call Bush a loser, even if it takes several thousand more lives to sooth his twisted ego.

 
At 11/23/2005 7:15 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

News flash- Bush is already on vacation for the holiday!!

Or rather he has been on a mental vacation in the true sense ever since he got accepted to that ivy league school that gave the moron a diploma.

 

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