January 11, 2009

Know a good dermatologist?

I think I may have a problem. My skin is REALLY red and chapped, there's little tufts of hair growing out for some reason, and one of my fingers is sprouting little teeth. Should I be worried? Or is this normal?
(Click on the pictures to get a good look.)

Or maybe I got the pictures mixed up with pictures of something else. What could it be?


At 1/11/2009 7:33 PM, Blogger UMRBlog said...

Google "Hadley v. Baxendale"

At 1/13/2009 4:48 AM, Blogger The Inside Dope said...

Hmmmm. That's interesting UMR, and I'm impressed with your command of case law precedence.

But I don't have a defendent. Know any good ones? It could turn out that it's due to simple genetics.

There might have been a king crab in my ancestry somewhere.

At 1/13/2009 8:09 PM, Blogger UMRBlog said...

Then you sue for wrongful BIRTH!

Just Call overcaffeinated Chuck Balkin and find you a defendant.

At 1/15/2009 7:21 AM, Blogger The Inside Dope said...

Yeah! That would fit right in with the classic teen-aged angst battle cry..."I didn't ASK to be born!!!"



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