Hmmmm

If Jesus Comes Back (as a Mexican Man)
by Dave MacKenzie
© Hey Baby! Ditties, ASCAP

If Jesus comes back as a Mexican man
What will you have to say?
You’re gonna have to sign up for a Spanish class
And practice every day
The gates of heaven might be found
In Juarez or L.A.
And if Jesus comes back as a Mexican man what will you have to say?

If Jesus comes back and this time he’s black what are you gonna do?
If you won’t listen to his rap
How can he talk to you
Everything’s gonna be different
When this world is through
And if Jesus comes back and this time he's black what are you gonna do?

Suppose this time the King of Kings
Turns out to be a Queen
And she don’t look a thing
Like all those pictures that you’ve seen
Y’know sometimes it’s hard to recognize
Just who is who
But just because you can’t see her
Don’t mean she wont see you

If Jesus is born homeless
For a second time around
In some abandoned building
That they plan on tearing down
Y’better pray He ain’t arrested
When He hits your side of town
If Jesus is born homeless
For a second time around