January 11, 2009

Know a good dermatologist?



I think I may have a problem. My skin is REALLY red and chapped, there's little tufts of hair growing out for some reason, and one of my fingers is sprouting little teeth. Should I be worried? Or is this normal?
(Click on the pictures to get a good look.)

Or maybe I got the pictures mixed up with pictures of something else. What could it be?
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4 comments:

  1. UMRBlog1/11/2009 7:33 PM

    Google "Hadley v. Baxendale"

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  2. The Inside Dope1/13/2009 4:48 AM

    Hmmmm. That's interesting UMR, and I'm impressed with your command of case law precedence.

    But I don't have a defendent. Know any good ones? It could turn out that it's due to simple genetics.

    There might have been a king crab in my ancestry somewhere.

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  3. UMRBlog1/13/2009 8:09 PM

    Then you sue for wrongful BIRTH!

    Just Call overcaffeinated Chuck Balkin and find you a defendant.

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  4. The Inside Dope1/15/2009 7:21 AM

    Yeah! That would fit right in with the classic teen-aged angst battle cry..."I didn't ASK to be born!!!"

    ha!

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