Gee, you liberals are so HATEFUL
Yeah, it's a shame, ain't it.
We don't make money selling reasonable, rational, fair-minded stuff like this to our side.
You can get this sticker, which isn't sexist or crude or stupid at all. Just a legitimate political view. And besides, the Republicans all feel that Hillary really got a raw deal, remember? They're full of compassion for her and her poor agreived followers.
And calling all liberals "Commies" is still real popular among the Republican brain trust.
This one is a real knee-slapper. Oh those zany Republicans and what they call humor. As fresh as today's headlines, if by "today's" you mean 50 years ago. Can't accuse them of living in the past.
It says "Nyet". That's Russian. Hillary's a commie, get it! ZING! Ouch, that hurts! Make 'em stop! I think I busted a stich. What'll they come up with next?
Heck, they loves them some Hillary now. Really feel like she got ripped off. But that doesn't mean that they don't think she's Stalin in a pantsuit. Check out this hilarious and patriotic shirt. So subtle, it's really clever, don't you think? A real plus for our political discourse, to be sure.
And for those who didn't get the memo about the end of the cold war, here's what every well-dressed Republican fossil will be wearing this campaign season. Boy, won't that impress people? Yowsa! Free Gary Powers!!
Of course, if you're a shrewd investor, you might want to snap up some of these items supporting the guy Republicans touted as the "next Reagan", until it became apparent he wasn't even the next Alan Keyes. Keep hope alive!!
And these examples are really, REALLY tame compared to some warm and fuzzy right wing super-macho views. These folks want you to know that they're oozing testosterone and all man. (until you ask them if they're enlist.)
But the shirt that really needs to be worn, if for no other reason than to warn other sane people to move to the other side of the street if they see you coming, is this gem. POW! All the wit and subtlety of a monster truck rally. It's got it all. That famous laugh-out-loud Republican wit, the not-so-veiled racism, and the intelligent, fact basesd political argument Republicans have come to rely on. (Well, really, it's all they got. What are they going to do, argue they got it right the past 8 years?)
It's a shame us Democrats and liberals can't be as sober and rational in our choice of what to wear and stick on our vehicles. Our discourse is so crude and, of course, "hateful". The Republicans who are so fond of hurling that term around at anyone who refuses to pretend failed, immoral, greedy, irresponsible, and destructive Republican policies deserve to be taken seriously are so right.
Compared to the brain numbing stupidity and gross distortions their supporters engage in regularly, I have a lot of work to do.