Ficus plant favored over Bush

Well, the results are in, and they're clear. Most readers think a ficus plant would soundly beat George W. Bush by a large margine if an election were held between the two.

The poll asked, "If an election were held tomorrow between George W. Bush and a ficus plant, by what margin would the ficus win?"

Out of 50 total votes, results in descending order:

-Everyone in the U.S. other than those with less intellectual capacity than the ficus - 48%

-75 to 25% - 20%

-80 to 20% - 16%

-90 to 10% - 16%

The ficus plant couldn't be reached for comment, but a spokesman said that while the result wasn't surprising, "even a fungus probably would have come out on top."

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