January 26, 2007

Finally, a place where you can get your veins operated on and a facial.

I don't know that having your veins cut out or rearranged fits right in there with skin treatments and massage... but.... what do I know?

It seems a group of plastic and vascular surgeons think it will and have opened the relaxingly named, "POSH Medical Spa and Vein Center" at 1409 E. Kimberly Road, Davenport.
The spa services include facials, peels, microdermabrasion, massage, Shirodhara, professional makeup application, Nova Lash, waxing and permanent cosmetics. A retail center offers several lines of medical-grade mineral makeup and skin care products.

Among the medical procedures offered at the center are Botox and other injectible treatments, laser skin therapies, hair removal, and body sculpting procedures. Vein therapies include laser treatments, sclerotherapy, ambulatory phlebectomy and VNUS Closure. Normal consultations for thoracic and vascular surgery will be done at the medical spa office.

Mmmmmmmmmm ... Injectible treatments......

I'm sure it will do well as the well-heeled increasingly turn to surgical procedures to maintain that young, quasi-mumified look. (But hey, it looks good on you.)

3 comments:

  1. Hey, it's worked for Nancy Pelosi.

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  2. Yeah, but hers turned out much better than Bob Dole's.

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  3. Try Iowa Plastic Surgery
    Ponds Medical Spa
    4334 East 53rd Davenport

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