April 11, 2006

Though close to mound, DIck fails at getting all the way in

Dick "Dick" Cheney throws out first ball at D.C. Nationals opener and can't make it over the plate.

Gorgeous day, 70 degrees with happy, red-capped turnout est at 25k. VPOTUS stepped out onto field dressed in khakis and a Nats bomber jacket to the sound of thunderous boos and catcalls, making Kerry’ welcome at the Dem convention seem downright warm (spotted in the crowd: a t-shirt upon which someone had scrawled, ‘don’t shoot me dick.’) Jeering may or may not have disrupted the veep’s concentraton, but the pitch — from about a yard in front of the mound — was short, bouncing once before being reined in.
From Wonkette


Should have worn his game face.

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2 comments:

  1. Anonymous4/12/2006 11:56 AM

    Jacobs supporters must have wrote this headline Dick is spelled Dlck.

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  2. Anonymous4/12/2006 2:32 PM

    Yeah, we all know that dick is spelled with a J.

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